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English Dub[]

Panty: I'm so fucking bored! Why the fuck do we have to do this shit?! Seriously, how backwards is this? We're sitting at home, on a weekend, alone, jacking off to goddamn machinery!

Chuck: Chuck, Chuck, Chuck, Chuck... *Stocking stabs him*

Stocking: I can't tell you how much I love it when you get dramatic. It's like you really don't know the answer to that question. Gee, I don't know, Panty. You think maybe we'll get the wrath of the afro-queen if these weapons aren't prepped?

Panty: Ooh! "My name's Stocking and I would rather sit home and jack off machinery than go out on the weekends like a real girl does!" Come on, this goes against everything that we were created to do! Let's ditch that man-twat!

Stocking: You know the purpose of our existence? Look, why don't you just take over his job, alright? Just kill them all and you can take over for him.

Panty: *Chuckles to herself, then styles hair to look like Garter, using her phone as a microphone* Hello, Stockin'. I'm here to interrupt yo life and tell you that we have been blessed with another heavenly mandate. Check it, hookers! *Shows her phone screen to Stocking*

Stocking: lingerie run? Sounds cheaparific...

(transitions to Daten City High)

Blonde dude: Are you really that short or you just tryna suck my giant dick, you fairy?


TBA.

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