|Heaven's Express Black Card|
|First Appearance||"Bitch Girls: 2 Bitch"|
After Garterbelt's temporary death in "Bitch Girls: 2 Bitch", this card fell out of his Afro when Panty threw it. While the Anarchy sisters were riding Chuck in an attempt to get to the top of The Other Gods, Stocking used it for a number of purchases, including the Ultimate Weapon. Despite her previous claim of it having no credit limit, it is later revealed that they maxed the card out.
The card resembles a standard credit card, with the number, owner's name, and expiration date on its front. The card itself is black with a golden typeface as well as a golden background that depicts a man's head between angel wings.