English Dub[]
(...) = Parts that I couldn't hear clearly/were hard to understand. Sorry. Do feel free to fill them in.
Panty and Stocking: Death Race 2010!
Panty: Come on. Are you fucking kidding me? Faster does not mean better, you asshole.
Immoral Hotel Guest: Dude, you're one hardcore angel. You get my motor running.
Panty: How is this fair? Look how many times you've cummed. I've only squirted once and it wasn't that far.
Immoral Hotel Guest: You know what, babe? You're more like a devil than an angel.
Panty: Real fucking profound. You're too old to wear leather pants, by the way. Seriously, you look like Mick Jagger's grandpa. Oh. What's going on here?
Announcer: This is an incredible turn of events! If you're just joining us, an unmanned sports car has somehow run a riot! The police are currently redirecting traffic!
Panty: Hahaha!
Immoral Hotel Guest: No way! Nothing can outrace my ride! Wait, what? Panty: This is Panty.
Garterbelt: Where you at?!
Panty: I am... uh... visiting the elderly at a nursing home.
Garterbelt: Don't lie to me! You're at that Immoral Hotel!
Panty: Shit. Whoops, I got another call.
Stocking: Panty, are you watching TV?!
Panty: Nope. So, what's up?
Stocking: You're diddling another douchebag! Get your skank-ass out here and help me!
Panty: Fine, I'll go. Jesus, calm down! It's not like this guy is rocking my world or anything!
Immoral Hotel Guest: I wasn't kidding. My bike is wicked fast.
Panty: Yeah, guess what, fuckface? A little technique doesn't hurt. Oh, thanks for the ride.
The Fast And Not So Furious: Get out of the way, losers! That means I'm gonna run your asses over! Hahahahahaha! And no one can stop me!
Announcer: He's run over everyone of his path, spilling the blood of numerous innocent victims! It's an alarming case of road rage!
Stocking: Come on!
The Fast And Not So Furious: Hahahahaha! Oh, you're trying to catch me, kitty cat?! Well, bring it on, bitch! But to be honest, I don't think you're gonna be able to handle what I'm packing! That means I have a big dick!
Panty: Nice. These boots are fantastic! Bingo!
Woman: Now one of your salespersons talked me into buying this atrocity yesterday. They have mentioned it looked good, but I resemble a side-show circus freak in it. I would like to return this horrible outfit (...)-
Woman #2: Yes!
The Fast And Not So Furious: Haha! Not even close!
Panty: Hey, what's up, shit-pickle? So where are you off to in such a fucking hurry?
The Fast And Not So Furious: Who the hell cares where I'm off to? As long as I get off! Ooh yeah, good one! That means "ejaculate" specifically!
Panty: Yeah, I got that. Trust me, cleef-breath, if there's anything I understand, it's a big-O.
Stocking: It's about time! Did you mount everything on your way over?
The Fast And Not So Furious: Uh, you two know each other?
Panty: I did not, but I'll be sure to make them happen next time.
The Fast And Not So Furious: HAHAHAHA! Get a load of this! Take it off! I bet you like it rough, don't ya?
Stocking: N-hahaha! That's what you get for being late!
Panty: Shit! Where did Backlace go? Uh-
The Fast And Not So Furious: What's on my face? Hey, who turned down the lights?
Panty: Uh, my gun is on your face! Well, technically it's my panties.
The Fast And Not So Furious: Shit! On the bright side, it does smell like I'm going really fast!
Panty: Ughhh.. stop licking that right now!
Stocking: Betcha you never said that before.
Panty: Move over! Go, See Through, go!
Announcer: It looks as though the Anarchy sisters, Panty and Stocking, have finally joined forces and they're determined to catch this otherworldly monster! Wait, we may not need our angelic assassins after all! Our convoyed police cars is closing in on the creeping coop from behind!
Japanese Transliteration[]
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